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• Abe and Louie's - Steakhouse
• ACE TICKET - Place To Score When You’ve Absolutely, Positively Gotta Have It
• ACQUIRE - Place To Buy Antlers and a Stuffed Pheasant
• Actors' Shakespeare Project - Theater Company
• Addis Red Sea - Place To Dine Without Forks Or A Table Or Chairs
• Alibi - Place To Contemplate Your Freedom With A Drink
• All-Star Sandwich Bar - Sandwiches
• AMC Loews Boston Common - Movie Theater, Wide Release
• Anime Boston Convention - Place To Dress as a Star Wars Character and Still Meet Someone Normal
• Anna's Taqueria - Burritos
• Anna's Taqueria - Fast Food
• Arnold Arboretum - Open Space
• ARS LIBRI - Place To Get an Original Dada Manifesto
• Arts at the Armory - Non-gallery Art Space
• Arts at the Armory - Non-Traditional Music Venue
• Bagel Rising - Bagels
• Barney Frank - Local Politician
• Bella Luna Restaurant and Milky Way Lounge - Restaurant/Bar/Venue Hidden Behind a Beer Factory
• BELLA SANTÉ - Facial
• BELLA SANTÉ - Massage
• BELLA SANTÉ - Spa
• BERK’S SHOES - Shoe Store, Women’s
• Bikes Not Bombs - Boston-To-Tanzania Pipeline
• BIKES NOT BOMBS - Bike Shop
• Bikram Yoga - Place To See Attractive Sweaty People With Few Clothes On
• BIYOSHI SALON - Hair-Color Services
• Blacksmith House - Place To Hear Poetry
• BLANCHARDS LIQUORS - Wine and Liquor Store
• BODEGA - Place To Get a “B” Hat That Isn’t a Red Sox Hat
• BOOMERANGS - Vintage-Shopping Karma
• Border Cafe - Restaurant — Mexican
• Boston Baby Dolls - Dance Troupe, Sexy
• Boston Blazers - Place To Watch Guys Beating the Shit Out of Each Other With Sticks
• Boston Public Library - Place To Watch A Film By Frank Capra And Then Take Out A Book About Frank Capra
• Boston Speed Dog - Wagon/Food Cart
• BRATTLE BOOK SHOP - Book Store, Used
• BROADWAY BICYCLE SCHOOL, LTD. - Place To Learn How To Fix Your Own Goddamn Bike
• BROOKLINE BOOKSMITH - Book Store, New
• Brown Sugar Cafe - Restaurant — Thai
• BUCKAROO’S MERCANTILE - Place To Buy a Disgustingly Saucy Vintage Men’s Magazine After 6 pm
• Buff's Pub - Buffalo Wings
• Café Belo - Place To Eat A Whole Cow, Pig, Or Chicken For Less Than $15
• Cask'N Flagon - Bar, Sports
• Charlie's Kitchen - Jukebox(1)
• Christina’s - Place To Experiment With Plant-Flavored Ice Cream
• Club Café - Bar, Gay
• Club Passim - Folk Venue
• Common Ground - Trivia Night
• Coolidge Corner Theatre - Movie Theater, Art House
• Crane Beach - Beach
• CROSSFIT FENWAY - Health Club
• DADDY’S JUNKY MUSIC - Musical-Instruments Store
• Dalí Restaurant and Tapas Bar - Restaurant — Tapas/Spanish
• Davio's - Restaurant — Italian
• Davis Square - Square
• Deep Ellum - Bar
• Delux Café - Place To Drink Beer Amidst An Elvis Shrine And A Nude Oil Painting While Watching The Cartoon Network
• Diesel Cafe - Coffee Shop, Local
• Drink - Bar, Cocktails
• DrinkBoston - Blog
• Dunkin' Donuts - Coffee Shop, National
• Eastern Standard Kitchen and Drinks - Bar, Fancy
• El Pelón - Resurfacing Of An Old Friend
• Elephant Walk - Gluten-free menu
• ESPRIT DU VIN - Place To Inadvertently Mix Your Cheese, Onions, And Pork

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• Films at the Gate - Place To Chop Your Socky
• FIRST ACT GUITAR STUDIO - Place To See Long-Haired Dudes Play Slayer’s “Raining Blood” on Guitars Ranging From 50 Bucks To 80 Thousand Clams
• Flat Top Johnny's - Place To Play Pool
• Flavorheard - DJ
• Flour Bakery and Cafe - Desserts
• Fountain near the Park Street T - Place to People-Watch
• Franklin Cafe - Restaurant — Late-Night
• Fugakyu Japanese Cuisine - Restaurant — Japanese
• Fugakyu Japanese Cuisine - Restaurant — Sushi/Sashimi
• GARMENT DISTRICT - Thrift or Consignment Store
• General Hooker Entrance - New Giant Innuendo Hung Outside the State House
• Gold Dust Orphans - Titles For Theatrical Productions
• GOOD VIBRATIONS - Erotic-Gifts Store
• Guerilla Queer Bar - LGBT Night
• Harry Houdini Memorial Plaque - Place To Appreciate The Derring-Do Of 19th-Century Hero Harry Houdini
• Haru - Way To Simulate Licking A Nine-Volt Battery
• Heroes - Dance Night, Retro
• Highland Kitchen - Stand-In For The B-Side
• Hiscock Park - Park That Won’t Get Covered In A Family Newspaper
• ImprovBoston - Comedy club
• IN YOUR EAR - Place To Buy an A-Ha Photo and a Piranha Movie Poster
• J.P. Licks - Ice Cream
• Jamaica Plain - Place to Live
• Janaka Stucky - Poet
• Jasper White's Summer Shack - Lobster Rolls
• Junot Díaz - Author

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• Kenmore Square Post Office - Example Of Grace Under Pressure With Never A Threat Of Going Postal
• Koreana - Restaurant — Korean
• LAURA PRESHONG - Jewelry Store
• Lê’s Vietnamese Cuisine - Restaurant — Vietnamese
• Lily Pad - Place To Hear Music for String Quartet, Police Siren, and Crying Baby
• Louie Evans - Street Personality
• LUCKY BRAND JEANS - Denim Store
• Mary Chung's Restaurant - Restaurant — Chinese
• Mass Ave - Street
• MassCann - Local Cause
• Mattapan Trolley at Cedar Grove Station - Trolley Ride Through A Graveyard
• Max Toste - Bartender
• Mehran Khaghani - Comedian
• Meme Gallery - Art Gallery
• MINILUXE - Manicure and Pedicure
• Minuteman Bikeway - Bike Route
• Monkeyhouse - Dance Troupe
• MOVEMENT CENTER OF BOSTON - Pilates Class or Studio
• Mr. Bartley's Gourmet Burgers - Burgers
• Museum of Fine Arts - Museum
• Myung Dong 1st Ave - Place To Detonate A Soju-Bomb
• Naked Comedy Showcase - Place To See Naked Comedy
• Neptune Oyster - Restaurant — Seafood
• NetResults - Spring/Summer Outdoor Activity
• NEWBURY COMICS - Cd, Record Store
• No. 9 Park - Wine List
• Noir at the Charles Hotel - Bar, Hotel
• NOMAD - Home-Décor Store
• Oberon - Theater Venue
• Orinoco - Restaurant — South American
• Paint Pens in Purses - Artist, Graffiti/Performance/Street
• PANDEMONIUM BOOKS AND GAMES - Nerd Store
• PEARL FINE ART SUPPLIES - Art-Supplies Store
• Petit Robert Bistro - Restaurant — French
• Phoenix Landing - Place To Go When The People You Are With Say “I Need To Dance” But You Don’t Want To Go To a Place With a Mechanical Bull
• Pine Street Inn + Greater Boston Food Bank - Local Nonprofit
• POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - Vintage-Clothing Store
• Prezza - Use Of Meat In A Cocktail
• Prohibited - Place To Flirt With Cute Off-Duty Bartenders
• Punjabi Dhaba - Restaurant — Indian

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• Quickie Fiction - Exposure To Tiny Stories
• Raul Gonzalez - Artist, Visual
• Razzy's - Bar, Dive
• Razzy's - Karaoke Spot
• Redbones Barbecue - Barbecue
• REDEMPTION TATTOO - Tattoo Artist
• Regina Pizzeria - Pizza
• Ricky Mortis - Christopher Walken Impression at a Hip-Hop Show
• SHAG - Haircut, Women’s
• Shay's Pub and Wine Bar - Place To Take Advantage Of The Summertime Exodus Of College Kids
• Sonsie - Place To Be A Regular
• SOUTH END ATHLETIC COMPANY - Sporting-Goods Store
• South Street Diner - Greasy Spoon
• SUE BACHRACH - Place To Engage a Literary Pathfinder
• Sunday Spins at Toad - Place To Try Out Your Amateur DJ Skills
• Sunset Grill and Tap - Bar, Beer Selection
• Ten Tables - Restaurant — Romantic
• THE 379 CLUB - Haircut, Men’s
• The alley adjacent to the defunct Marty's Liquors - Place To Make Out With a Stranger In a Parked Car and Most Likely Get Busted by the Cops
• The Beantown Pub - Place To Drink A Sam Adams While Looking At The Grave Of Sam Adams
• The Bleacher Bar - Fried Pickles
• The Burren - Irish Bar
• The Friendly Toast - Brunch
• The Friendly Toast - Restaurant — New
• THE GLOBE CORNER BOOKSTORES - Place To Gauge The Distance From Cambridge To Cambodia
• THE GREATER BOSTON BIGFOOT RESEARCH INSTITUTE - Place To Properly Equip Yourself For Yeti Trapping
• The Lansdowne Pub - Place To Watch The World Cup
• The Middle East - Restaurant — Middle Eastern
• The Middle East - Hip-Hop Venue
• The Middle East - Rock Venue
• THE MILLION YEAR PICNIC - Comic-Books Shop
• The Otherside - Restaurant — Vegetarian
• The Pill - Dance Night
• The Regal Beagle - Bistro Named After A Fictional One In A ’70s Sitcom
• THE TANNERY - Shoe Store, Men’s
• Theater@First - Church Basements in Which To See Subversive Lesbian Fairy Tales
• TISTIK - Value For Your Peso
• Trident Booksellers & Café - Free Wi-Fi
• UNIFORM - Clothing Store, Men’s
• unknown - Place To Run
• URBAN OUTFITTERS - Clothing Store, Women’s

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• Vinny’s - Italian Tripe
• Wally's Cafe - Jazz Club
• Warren Anatomical Museum - Place To See Phineas Gage's Skull
• WEIRDO RECORDS - Relic From a Simpler Time
• When Pigs Fly Bakery - Bakery
• Whole Foods Market - Organic Produce Market
• Zaftigs Delicatessen - Jewish Deli
• Zombie Marches - Worst Place To Mention How Fresh Your Brain Is

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