What can we say that hasn’t already been said about everybody’s favorite Massachusetts governor, DEVAL PATRICK? He once spent five weeks living on a Peter Pan bus with Dolly Parton. He auditioned for The Young and the Restless as a college student. He likes to slink about the house in furry pink slippers, singing songs from Chicago into a hairbrush. He unwinds with a Queen Helene Mint Julep mask and some old Kenny G records. He and Eliot Spitzer used to double date. He actually won a fencing scholarship to Milton. He’s better than Mitt Romney. Hey, the last sentence is even true.
