21. Type O Negative | "Black No. 1"
"Black No. 1" by Type O Negative from the album Bloody Kisses (1993)
This merciless skewering of the goth-chick stereotype (via a bitter ex), from loverman Peter Steele, is 11-plus minutes of below-the-floor moans and repeated angst, to the point where you start to suspect that when he sings, “Loving you was like loving the dead,” he doesn’t mean it as an insult.