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  • Gifts for the 1%

    Deck the halls with wretched excess
    They say the best things in life are free. But you know what makes those things even better ? Swag!
  • Gifts for the 99%

    Plaid tidings we bring to you and your kin
    Plaid Friday has come and gone, but no time like the present to stick it to capitalism this holiday season.
  • Picking the season’s best books — for everyone from plutocrats to paupers

    Reading class
    In recent months, Americans have become acutely aware of class divisions — thus it’s possible to choose books for your friends and family based on their income bracket.